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Skin Candy

by Dick Lobe

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1.
I GOT OUT OF BED LAST NIGHT AND I WENT TO MY STEREO STEREO STEREO I WENT TO MY STEREO I GOT OUT OF BED LAST NIGHT AND I JOINED IN THIS CHORUS CHORUS CHORUS I JOINED IN THIS CHORUS I GET OUT OF BED EACH NIGHT AND I JOIN IN THIS CHORUS CHORUS CHORUS I JOIN IN THIS CHORUS
2.
THE SUN IS SETTING WE’RE IN THE CHEVY IT’S ME AND DEBBIE AND OUR FRIEND FREDDIE SUMMER VACATION JUST BEGAN DRIVE IN MOVIES FRANK AND ANNE DOONEBUGGIES DOO WOP CHEESEBURGERS CHOKLIT SHOPPE ARCH HALL JUNIOR ON THE BEACH DRAG RACE ATTACK OF THE LEACH RAT PFINK A BOO BOO THE RATS AND MICE BEATLES INFEST MONSTER A-GO-GO
3.
Go Away 01:31
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO AWAY PLEASE GO AWAY PLEASE GO AWAY PLEASE GO AWAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO AWAY PLEASE GO AWAY PLEASE GO AWAY PLEASE GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY
4.
Bulge Eye 02:14
i got trolls growing out my feet i get warts every time i hit the street leroy’s my name heroin’s my thing i kick to replace my cells withdrawal really sells leroy is the man hes got the junky plan dick lobe keeps it brown he likes to make you frown leroy snorts that brown dick lobe gets down leroy is feeling dry dick lobe gets high junk boy does the bulge eye gift of the magi
5.
i pulled out some teeth and found a message underneath i don’t know why it’s late at night i’m watching tv and the tv is watching me i don’t know why that’s not a lie i don’t know why i don’t know why i don’t know why the rotting meat and all the people on the street i don’t know why i start to cry
6.
Stink Bugs 02:10
THE SHADOW PEOPLE ARE AROUND IN MY CHAIR AND ON THE GROUND I CATCH A GLIMPSE FROM MY EYE A GOOD REMINDER I WILL DIE STINK BUGS STINK BEETLES STINK BUGS STINK BEETLES SMILE SMILE IT’S TIME YOU DIAL DIAL ONE SIX TWO BRING THE EXTERMINATOR HERE GET THESE THINGS OUT OF MY EAR STINK BUGS STINK BEETLES STINK BUGS STINK BEETLES MY HEAD HURTS NOW I’M GONNA GO LAY DOWN IT SMELLS LIKE OLD MOLDY PAPER THIS ROOM IS FULL OF ROACH VAPOR
7.
Phone Creep 03:06
i’m gonna climb through the holes and i’m gonna whoop ya ass i’ll take your esophagus and wear it like a mask i’ve got these millipedes on my hands i’ll throw them at your face into your glands “who is this? i’m calling the police i’ve got some friends you don’t want a piece” i am the best, lady don’t fuck with me i am the phone creep i’ll bring you to your knees no one can resist (hey) “i guess i’ll just do it for you you sound so nice and everything okay, i’m doing it” i’m making friends all night long the telephone book and my bong inside your brain seeping in your soul it’s an adventure through the telephone poles
8.
Gecko 03:28
i woke up with a gecko on my pillow i woke up with a gecko on my pillow i got up and went to the armadillo i looked to my left and saw that lizard out the window if i’m gonna die here i just want to feel good i’m gonna cut myself just like you knew i would and if the signals right now darling just like my letter said i’m bound to stab myself right in my fucking head i paid the check and went back to my hotel room i paid the check and went back to my hotel room some writing on the wall was spelling out my doom i looked in the mirror and i put on my costume if i’m gonna die here i just wanna look good i’m gonna cut myself just like you knew i would theres lots of snakes now, baby, and lizards on the floor and if i stay alive now there surely will be more i woke up with a gecko on my pillow i woke up with a gecko on my pillow i got up and went to the armadillo i looked to my left and saw that lizard out the window if i’m gonna die here i just wanna feel good i’m gonna cut myself just like you knew i would theres lots of snakes now, baby, and lizards on the floor and if i stay alive now there surely will be more
9.
Harm and Gas 02:12
harmony and gaspar took a walk down to the bar i was watching them from afar with binoculars in my car harm and gas harm and gas farm and grass eggs and ham always looking through the glass don’t know how long this will last i had myself a big blast when you fell and crippled your big fat ass harm and gas harm and gas charm a snatch harm the catch i peeped at her poop out her pregnancy i looked in on a lad with leprosy stared at a serial killer and his specialty eyeballed an anorexic as she atrophied feed feed feed gaspar and harmony took a walk down by the sea i watched the scene from a tree and then crept away quietly harm and gas harm and gas eggs and ham hammond eggs harm and gas harm and gas farm and grass eggs and ham
10.
The Mole 02:19
I’M DIGGING HOLES EVERYWHERE I GO I ONCE DUG A HOLE TO WHERE I DON’T KNOW HOLES IN THE BACKYARD DIGGING GETS ME HARD I LIKE TO DIG ALL NIGHT THE DIRT MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT DIG DIG DIG THEY CALL ME THE MOLE I LIKE TO DIG HOLES I DUG INTO UNKNOWN LAND SHOVEL IN MY HAND WORMS ALL AROUND GUIDE ME THROUGH THE GROUND DIG DIG DIG
11.
I ONLY GOT ONE ARM BUT THE ONE I GOT IS REALLY STRONG THE RADIATION STATION COME AND GET YOUR MUTATION MY ENTIRE BODY’S SPASTIC BUT MY PUSSY IS FANTASTIC HIROSHIMA EMPHYSEMA ALL AFFLICTIONS YOU CAN THINK OF I CAN CLEAN I’LL COOK YOUR FOOD PLEASE TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU THE RADIATION STATION COME AND GIVE OUT SOME SALVATION I GOT AN EXTRA HEAD BUT I CAN GIVE YOU LOTS OF HEAD HALF PRICE EVERY WEEK COME AND GET YOURSELF A FREAK
12.
The Gasser 03:56
THEY CALL ME THE GASSER I LIKE TO GAS THE GUARDS IT GETS MY POINT ACROSS AND IT ISN’T TOO HARD I MIX UP SOME SEMEN AND SALIVA IN A JAR I MIGHT SMASH A LIGHTBULB AND ADD IN SOME SHARDS THEY GAVE ME KITCHEN DUTY SO I SNATCHED A LITTLE LARD GOT MYSELF A PERISCOPE TO SPOT PIGS FROM AFAR AND THEN I GAS THEM AND THEN I GAS THEM AND THEN I GAS THEM AND THEN I GAS THEM SPRAYS ALL OVER THEIR STUPID FACE THEN THEY GRAB THEIR EYES LIKE IT WAS MACE BUT WHEN THEY TRY TO WIPE IT OFF OF THEIR FACE THEIR SKIN GETS CUT ALL OVER THE PLACE I AM THE GASSER THEY PUT ME IN THE HOLE I’LL JUST WAIT IN HERE I’VE GOT SELF CONTROL WHEN I GET OUT I’LL SELL A WHOLE TON I’LL GET MYSELF A WEAPON A BIG OLD SQUIRTGUN I GET DIAHREAH I WILL SAVE IT FOR A MONTH I’VE GOT BOTTLES OF URINE AND I’LL CUT MYSELF FOR BLOOD I’M GONNA GAS YA I’M GONNA GAS YA IT’S A GASSER IT’S A GASSER A LIFETIME SENTENCE IS A BREEZE DON’T GOT PAROLE SO I DO WHAT I PLEASE I GASSED LOTS OF MEN FROM THEIR HEADS TO THEIR KNEES AND EVERY SINGLE ONE CONTRACTED A DISEASE
13.
Garbage Man 03:17
GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN I GET HOME AROUND NOON I GO TO SLEEP WAKE WITH THE MOON GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN RODENTS FLIES ROACHES AND ANTS THEY CALL ME THE GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN I PICK UP AFTER YOU IF YOU WERE ME YOU’D HAVE THE BLUES GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN GARBAGE MAN
14.
OH GOD I FEEL SICK AGAIN MY STOMACH’S BURNING I GOTTA MIGRAINE I WON’T ABSTAIN I NEED TO FEED MY BRAIN THC TV MARTINI ENTERTAIN ME I GOT COLD SORES ON MY TENTACLES SPREADING DISEASE WITH MY GENITALS ETERNAL RETURN SISYPHUS LIFE IS DIRTY IT’S SHIT AND PISS I’M A FAT FUCK I DRIVE A DUMP TRUCK I GET DRUNK AND THEN I SHOOT SKUNKS EXPLODING VARMINTS BODIES IN MY TRUNK WATCH TV IN HOTELS FILL THE SHEETS WITH SPUNK I NEEDA PIT STOP THIS TRUCK IS PISSED OFF I GOT SOME WHITE CROSS IT’S TIME FOR LIFT OFF SUPER SOUL ON MY RADIO PICKED UP A HITCH HIKER SHADY HO GAVE ME MARIJUANA AND SOME BLOW CALLED HERSELF AZRAEL BARDOT
15.
Laughing Man 02:23
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING I LAUGH ALL THE TIME I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING HAHAHAHA I LAUGH ALL THE TIME I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING I LAUGH ALL THE TIME I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING HAHAHAHA I LAUGH ALL THE TIME I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING I LAUGH ALL THE TIME I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING HAHAHAHA I LAUGH ALL THE TIME I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING I LAUGH ALL THE TIME I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING LAUGHING MAN
16.
I’M GOIN TO THE GRAVEYARD TONIGHT I GOT MYSELF A CHAINSAW HADDA DRINK WANNA DIG GONNA GET ARMS AND LEGS ROBBING GRAVES IS EASY UNLESS YER A MORON AND EVEN IF YOU ARE YOU MIGHT WANNA TRY IT ANYWAY MY BEST FRIENDS ARE CORPSES VICTIMS OF COSMIC FORCES NOW I’M NOT SAYIN I MURDERED NOBODY BUT I’M NOT SANE I DIDN’T GOTTA JOB AT THE MORGUE TAKING HOME PARTS LIKE JORG
17.
I’M GOING TO THE BEACH TONIGHT I’M GOING TO THE BEACH TONIGHT I’M GOING TO THE BEACH TONIGHT I’LL MAKE MY WAY THROUGH THE CITIES I WILL PEEP AT ALL OF THE PRETTIES I AM SO GLAD IT’S THE 1950’S GO TO THE DRIVE IN SINGIN THIS DITTY BACKWARDS BEACH BACKWARDS BEACH I’M GOING TO THE BEACH TONIGHT I’M GOING TO THE BEACH TONIGHT I’M GOING TO THE BEACH TONIGHT I WANT TO WATCH SOME GODDAMN GODZILLA REMEMBER PLAYING FOOTSY WITH PRISCILLA STARING AT THE FISHBOWL ON THE GORILLA GO TO THE SNACKBAR GET SOME VANILLA BACKWARDS BEACH BACKWARD BEACH
18.
I’M DRINKING LIKE A FISH I GOTTA DEATH WISH FILL GILLS WITH LIQUID GROWN IN A PETRI DISH HATCHING TRIOPS LET’S DO A BIOPSY SEE THE PSYOPS? IT’S AWFUL SIDELOPS THERE’S A CYCLOPS OVER AT MY POPS TATE SERVE BETTY SHE’S MY JALOPY BETSY I HAVE DREAMS OF VERONICA HAIRY REEMS REAM MONICA PLAYING HARMONICA USING A NETI POT SWEATING A LOT GETTING FIXED ON THE SPOT START TO FALL APART BODIES START TO ROT CHEW FRESH HOPS MY LUNGS ARE FULLA SNOT I’M DRINKING LIKE A FISH I GOTTA DEATH WISH SHIT I ALREADY SAID THIS I’M 89 I COCK NINES INHALE ASBESTOS AND HUFF GASOLINE I’M ABOUT TO DIE THAT’S NO LIE COVERED IN SLIME ONLY MY BONES ARE DRY I’LL MAKE A SACRIFICE I’LL MAKE A SACRIFICE I’LL MAKE A SACRIFICE TO THE LORD OF THE CANNIBAL MOUNTAIN

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released July 7, 2012

vocals, guitars, synths and drums by dick lobe
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