1. |
Dick Lobe
01:48
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DO THE DICK LOBE
DO THE DICK LOBE
DICK DICK DICK LOBE
DO THE DICK LOBE
EVERYBODY DO IT
OOH MAO MAO PAPA OOH MAO MAO
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2. |
I Like It Here
05:28
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there’s a geek in the cage
he’s going wild
get him under control
before he eats the dwarfs
francis the lobsterboy
hangs out at the bar
there’s no drinking age
he likes it where he is
there’s a little girl
half centipede
they call her centipaddy
i think she’s pretty neat
i’m a viper carny
everything is dandy
i go to esmerelda’s
bust my conk on candy
leroy the fatman
has 1000 guns
he takes them out and does a show
every meteor shower
it turns on blind annie
and excites premie george
we found him in the dumpster
along with the siamese twins
i run the machines
i keep everyone sane
i change the fluids
for the disembodied brain
i stack the bodies
i swallow the swords
we prostrate ourselves
before our lord
i like it here i like it here
i like it here i like it here
i like it here i like it here
henry the hog
grovels and snorts
debases himself every sunday
at the feet of god
he shrunk betty’s head
used the skull for piano keys
koko’s sleeping in a tent
with spare cock sam
you look to me
like a man of worth
why not join us?
and be reborn?
i feed the mules
and exorcize the young
come and join our party
it is so much fun
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3. |
Epiditimytis
04:44
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I got the epididimytis all up inside my brain
I got the epididimytis all up inside my brain
In the night I felt my organs crawl inside my head
I woke up in a moldy hospital bed
I got the epididimytis its crawlin on up my legs
I got the epididimytis is creepin on up my legs
I stumbled down some stairs past a vomiting nurse
The epididimytis attacked my spinal cord
I got the epididimytis it’s creeping up my spine
I got the epididimytis it’s crawling all up my spine
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I lost control and broke my neck in thirty ways
The hallways danced and turned into days
My epiditymis ran down my leg
Into a corridor
The hallway shrunk with every step
On the third floor
My spermatozoa grew teeth and started talking too
My spermatozoa grew teeth and started talking too
When I found a doctor he told a dirty joke
Laughed and pulled a lever and I fell into a hole
I woke up to bright lights
The kind I’d never seen
A little man in my room
I wondered who he could be
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4. |
Pink Motel
03:08
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i walked up to the pink motel
i thought it was a jail
the man in front said to me
“is this a room for two?p
just your dog and you?”
shook my head in the pink motel
i said “that’s not my dog”
i walked up to the pink motel
thought it was a jail
i walked into my room
a pair of dead shoes
flypaper wallpaper
feeling the breeze
slept in the pink motel
thought it was a jail
slept in the pink motel
thinking about hell
doodadoodoodadooehh
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5. |
The Radiator's On Fire
04:25
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Got nothin’ but some boxsprings
Since the day I was born
Never knew much about existence
Shuckin’ all day on mama’s corn
Can’t stand to see a cat with nightmares
Can’t stand to see a dog without a bone
Wishin’ away all of my troubles
While I sit here all alone
Well, my boxsprings is soaked in rum
And the radiator’s on fire
I puked on the African drum
I said the radiator’s on fire
And I puked on the African drum
Was layin’ on my box springs
Thought about buyin’ some milk
Found 80 dollars in the alley way
In a bag made of silk
I bought myself a drum
I bought myself a guitar
I taught myself to play
It was very, very hard
Well, my box springs is soaked in rum
And the radiator’s on fire
I puked on the African drum
I said the radiator’s on fire
And I puked on the African drum
Make my livin’ on the streets
Playin’ my African drum
Got a boy who collects my money
And a lady for fun
Oh yeah
Drinking rum between my bedsheets
Kicking the jive around in my shack
Dropped the roach on a towel
Inhaling tarry black
Well, my boxsprings is soaked in rum
And the radiator’s on fire
I puked on the African drum
I said the radiator’s on fire
And I puked on the African drum
Well, Jesus here I come
Cause my shack is on fire
I passed out on the African drum
I said my shack is on fire
I passed out on the African drum
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6. |
Gnarny I
01:44
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7. |
Talking Claustrophobia
02:21
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i got a deep disgust in my throat
staring at the bathtub boat
and i’m dribbling just the same
suffocating on the vicodin
while there’s a riot going on
but I awoke without my name
and there’s a whole lot going down
i’m afraid she’s been mistreated
there’s only half of her left
has she been defeated?
she’s painted golden brown
i got a deep disgust in my throat
staring at the bathtub boat
and I’m dribbling just the same
throwing up on all fours
and eating turkey with the fifth
sitting near a dirty bowl
i don’t know where i am
i think we’re being cheated
none of this is real
everything’s repeated
everyone’s a clown
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8. |
Lonesome Hobo
05:47
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People stare they call me names
Everywhere I go
I don’t know where I’m bound
I am a lonesome hobo
Got no home got no name
Even in the snow
Don’t know how long I’ll be round
I am a lonesome hobo
Oh you don’t know
I am a lonesome hobo
Hobo
Hobo
Hobo
Hobo
Every night I curl up
With a giant rat
He has no hair
I am a lonesome hobo
A chunk of dried drugs
Fell out of my nose
Now I’m in the county jail
I am a lonesome hobo
I want to explode
I am a lonesome hobo
Hobo
Hobo
Hobo
Hobo
Oh nowhere to go
I am a lonesome hobo
Hobo
Hobo
Hobo
Hobo
The breakman on highway five
Hassled me out of town
The sewer is my pillow
I am a lonesome hobo
The boxcar waiting in the sky
I can see it near
I don’t know where I’m bound
I am a lonesome hobo
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9. |
A Man Inside a Pig
08:23
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a man inside a pig
showed up outside my door
a man inside a pig
showed up outside my door
he didn’t look so good
behind him were three whores
i let them come inside
they said they came from jambo land
i let them come inside
they said they came from jambo land
their noses were running
their eyes were full of sand
they pulled out some coke
and asked if i wanted some
the pig man licked his lips
and asked if i wanted to cum
they smiled at me
showing their bloody gums
i stepped back
and took a look at my watch
i stepped back
and took a look at my watch
i said it’s getting late
is there anything else you want?
the whores came closer
and asked if they could spend the night
the whores came closer
and asked if they could spend the night
the pig man flashed steel
and i said to them “alright”
we stayed up up all night
shooting drugs into our heads
i showed them to a room
and then went up to bed
i sat up and stared
afraid that i’d wake up dead
i heard metallic chirping
and rumbling snorts downstairs
i heard metallic chirping
and rumbling snorts downstairs
my door cracked open
and i asked who goes there?
there came no reply
somebody slipped under my sheets
there came no reply
somebody slipped under my sheets
i couldn’t say a word
i was frozen down to my feets
i felt sticky fingers
all over my body and soul
i sighed with pleasure
and then i started to choke
the bed shook
the shadow slipped back out the door
after that i fell right into sleep
after that i fell right into sleep
i woke from good dreams to a gunshot in the street
i looked through my house
and found that they were gone
i looked through my house
and found that they were gone
my toilet was bloody
and the furniture was arranged all wrong
i looked in the mirror
and noticed my skin was pink
i looked in the mirror
and noticed my skin was pink
a rash covered my body
and my brain could hardly think
my nose was upturned
and my fingernails were growing thick
my arms started to shrivel
and i squealed just like a pig
my scrotum started bubbling
hooves growing on my dick
writhing on the floor my brain trapped behind my eyes
writhing on the floor my brain trapped behind my eyes
my nose started running and the man inside the pig said “hi”
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10. |
Lonesome Grist
03:01
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11. |
Gouge
03:19
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sitting on the train the fog rollin thick
give me the knife so i can cut up quick
i’m gonna gouge out my eyes
i’m gonna kill myself
i’m gonna take myself apart
finger by finger
pullin out my fingernails and having my fun
i spied some police and so i started to run
i was gougin out my eyes
i was killin myself
i was takin myself apart
finger by finger
hiding in the alley peelin my skin
a junkie in the garbage asked if he could pitch in
police passed and said “gouge out your eyes”
they said “kill yourself”
they said “take yourself apart, dick”
finger by finger
i used to want my legs and arms all intact
but then i lost my woman to a fatal heart attack
that’s why i’m gougin out my eyes
that’s why i’m killin myself
that’s why i’m talking myself apart
finger by finger
hangin round the bordello blowin my nose
i hired a girl to cut off my toes
while i gouge out my eyes
while i kill myself
while i take myself apart
finger by finger
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12. |
Junk Sick Rag
03:31
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I’m sitting here
Thinking about h
I wanna smoke some
Or put in my veins
Oh man I’m cold
I can’t get rid
of this erection
I’m covered in sweat
And depression
Oh man I’m cold
I need it I need it I need it I need it
I need it I need it I need it I need it
I need it I need it I need it I need it
I need it I need it I need it I need it
i was walking down 42nd street when a guy in a trench coat screamed at me in front of the sex shop “SEX ROBOT THE FUCK MACHINE” i said “yes sir” and followed him down some steps into the subway in an underground compartment he pulled open his coat let himself hang out in my eyes i shook his hand and he showed me a motorized trashcan with a meaty hole vibrating flies circling the vaginal lips “VEAL” the man said winking and pointing to the meat lining the trashcan’s pussy hole simulators the trashcan wasn’t the most attractive but i started considering giving it a shot when the trench coat man pulled out a knife and pointed it towards my brain “50 DOLLARS 50 DOLLARS” he slit the air around my neck i gulped and handed him the money he kept swinging the 50 inch knife around my jugular vein “FUCK
HER” he screamed i bent down and began to wind up the trashcan- (FEEDBACK)
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13. |
The Grinning Man
02:13
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14. |
Rainsong
02:33
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rain rain
won’t you come today
and wash my soul away
rain rain
won’t you come today
and wash my soul away
rain for 30 days
rain for 30 nights
kill my mother
kill my father
drown the animals too
rain, rain
won’t you come today
oh i beg of you
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15. |
Scoodleoot Scoot
02:36
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Hey, have you heard about the newest dance they got?
No, I haven’t
It’s called the scoodleoot scoot
Tell me if you got the blues
Cause I know just what to do
Take yo best dancing shoes
And do the scoodleoo
You gotta scoodleoot scoot
Scoodleoot scoot
Scoodleoot doot doo doo doo doo
Oh, when you’re tired of society
Take out your bones and dance with me
And do the scoodleoo
I’d like to scoodleoot scoot
C’mon, baby, let’s scoodleoot scoot
Feelin’ nauseous? Scoodle oot doo do doo do
Well, if you hate everyone like I used to
I’d kill for fun and I’d rape too
I know that I was just like you
So why not scoodleoo?
I told you to scoodleoot scoot
Scoodleoot scoot
Scoodleootscootdodododo
Well, I used to be a traveling doctor
I went crazy couldn’t take no more
Now I scoodleooo
Ugly as sin?
Well, scoodleoot scoot
Got cancer?
Well, scoodleoot scoot
Fat as a hog?
Scoodleoot scoot scoodle oot scoot scoot doo doo doo doo
Well it don’t take much
You don’t need legs
You don’t need a head
Or even a brain
Let’s scoodleoot scoot
Got a skin condition?
Scoodleoot scoot
Family dead?
Scoodleoot scoot
C’mon honey, let’s scoodle oot doot doot doo
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16. |
Mealworm Song
03:53
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well i woke up this morning
the clock was striking four (oh yeah?)
yes i woke up this morning
the clock was striking four (that early, huh?)
a draft in my room
a mealworm at my door (not again)
well i got out of bed
i slammed the door closed (i don’t blame you, dick)
i got out of bed
and slammed that door closed (those insects is trouble)
but the mealworm crept in my blankets
and it soon went up my nose (happened to my wife once)
he engineered my dreams
right there as i slept (tossing and turning all night long)
he engineered my dreams
right there as i slept (visions of cockroaches and metempsychosis)
when i woke up the room was spinning
mealworms in my cells (you got fever dreams in your brainhole?)
i could taste colors
and i didn’t know why (turning green)
i could taste my colors
and i didn’t know why (a cold sweat)
lumps under my skin
beetle’s head grow behind my eyes (you don’t look so good)
walked to the doctor’s
stumbled in the wrong door (goin’ blind)
i walked to the doctor
stumbled in the wrong door (deaf too)
he gave me an enema
then gave me one more (nuff to make you cry)
my eyeballs started bleeding
the blood was full of bugs (that’s a shame)
my nose started bleeding
my blood was full of bugs (this is so sad)
haven’t left the house for a week
shot full of tranquil drugs (tranquil drugs, huh?)
i got some insecticide
and cellophane too (insecticide?)
i got me some insecticide
sprayed it on cellophane too (cellophane?)
i’ll wrap it around my head
and die with the mealworm blues (die with the mealworm blues)
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17. |
Exterminator
01:37
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Jimmy stood by the wall
Crouching near the door
He sighed at the hole
And then he went to work
Exterminator
Jimmy drove in his van
Knocked on the door
Walking down the stairs
He got close to the floor
Exterminator
Jimmy sat in his chair
Jimmy sat and drank a beer
Exterminator
Jimmy got up in the morning
He knocked on the door
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18. |
Funnyman
02:17
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Are you a funnyman?
Are you a funnyman?
Are you a funnyman?
Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Ha ha ha
If nobody likes you
If nobody cares
Grab a funnyman cigarette
And you’ll never despair
Some say it’s voodoo
But whatever it is you do
Grab a funnyman today
Let serious fade away
It’ll bend but won’t break
When it’s night it’s really day
If youse a funnyman
Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
Ha ha ha
Are you a funnyman?
Are you a funnyman?
Are you a funnyman?
Are you a funnyman?
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19. |
Snake Blues
01:16
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Sitting in my hotel room last night
No woman by my side
A snake crawled in my room
He looked at me
Said, “gonna make everything alright”
“You wanna make everything alright?”
Snake crawled in my dusty room last night
Said, “gonna make it alright”
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20. |
Gnarny II
04:25
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21. |
Potatoes
02:26
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i want potatoes for my breakfast
i want potatoes for my breakfast
i went to get them from the lawn
i went to get them but they were gone
no potatoes for my breakfast
no potatoes for my breakfast
i went to get them from the lawn
i went to get them but they were gone
no potatoes for my breakfast
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22. |
I Killed a Spider
04:25
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My poisoned semen should take care of you
My poisoned semen should take care of you
My poisoned semen should take care of you well enough
So long sucker
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23. |
Worried Man Blues
03:22
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It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
I'm worried now but I won't be worried long
I went across the river and I lay down to sleep
I went across the river and I lay down to sleep
I went across the river and I lay down to sleep
When I awoke, there were shackles on my feet
Twenty one links of chain wrapped around my leg
Twenty one links of chain wrapped around my leg
Twenty one links of chain wrapped around my leg
And on each link, the initials of my name
I asked the judge what's gonna be my fine
I asked the judge what's gonna be my fine
I asked the judge what's gonna be my fine
Twenty one years on the Rocky Mountain Line
If anyone should ask you who composed this song
If anyone should ask you who composed this song
If anyone should ask you who composed this song
Say it was me and I sing it all day long
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